Sunday, January 23, 2011

Laughter series continues....

Hindi Names and their Chinese Version

Ek Aashik: Hiro Hito Hun
Aashik's mother: Hiro Ki Ma

Now follow others in the same context.....

A secretary: Li Kho Li Kho
A Waiter: Chai En Pao Lao
A cook: Pu Lao Pakao
A Sadhu: San T' Sa-Tsung
A Soldier: Tien Shun
A Watchman: Kuon Hai
A milkman: Pa Nih Mi Lao
A Rich man: Ma La Mal
A deaf girl: Kya Kaha
A Beautiful girl: Hsein Ah
Kolhapuri girl: La Won Gi Mi'Chi
A villager meeting kolha-puri girl: Hakka Bakka
Stripper: Sabu T'aro

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Confusing Name

An Indian guy named "Anantharaman Subbaraman " arrived at the New York airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hours for the authorities to call his name. He got fed up and went to them and asked why they haven't called his name yet.
They said that they have been calling him for the last 2 hours as

"Anotherman Superman"

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ಗುಂಡ : ಗುರುಗಳೇ ನೀವು ಬರೆದ ಪುಸ್ತಕ ನನಗಿಂದು ದಾರಿದೀಪವಾಯಿತು.
ಗುರು : ತುಂಬಾ ಸಂತೋಷ ಗುಂಡ. ಅದು ಹೇಗೆ?
ಗುಂಡ : ಗುರುಗಳೇ, ನಿನ್ನೆ ರಾತ್ರಿ ಮನೆಗೆ ಬರಬೇಕಾದ್ರೆ ಲೈಟ್ ಇರಲಿಲ್ಲ, ನಿಮ್ಮ ಪುಸ್ತಕಕ್ಕೆ ಬೆಂಕೆ ಹಚ್ಚಿ ದಾರಿ ದೀಪ ಮಾಡಿಕೊಂಡು ಬಂದೆ!

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