Politicians can be funny too.....

Though I don’t listen to our politicians daily jeber jabber….sometimes they do entertain me with their funny statements and utterances.
Here are some statements i can immediately think of.....

Lalu Prasad Yadav had once declared… “I will make Bihar's roads as smooth as Hema Malini's cheeks" :-)
Regardless of Bihar roads are improved or remains like Ompuri's dented cheeks, that statement certainly added cheer to many Bihari cheeks.

Sometime back when sugar prices had sky rocketed at Rs 40-45 per kilo in market, Our hon'ble Union agricultural minister Sharad Pawar had a funny logic to avert criticism over rising sugar prices.
He said “consume less of the sweetener as no one dies due to not eating sugar. On the other hand, by eating items made from sugar, diabetes increases. So, it is not necessary that everyone consume sugar”.

Mani Shankar Aiyar on hearing that lots of condom vending machines will be installed at CWG event in Delhi.
"What is the game that is going to be played at the Commonwealth Games? Is this sex tourism or sports tourism?”

This one beats them’ll…
Our hon'ble Union Minister for Health, Ghulam Nabi Azad says late-night TV will help slow India’s birth rate. So he wanted to give electricity and TVs to all rural areas of our country. His theory was… If there is electricity in every village, then people will watch TV till late at night and then fall asleep. They won’t get a chance to produce children,” Mr Azad said. “When there is no electricity there is nothing else to do but produce babies.”